“We were unable to observe any statistically significant behavioral changes in the subject, largely due to the fact that he was in such a goddamn hurry to finish the maze,” said Dr. Richard Barret, who was forced to estimate the mouse’s various reaction times after one of his assistants smashed the lab’s stopwatch in anger. “Further analysis will be required to garner any useful knowledge regarding this particular mouse’s neurological processes, his reflex response to stimuli, and how in the hell that stupid jerk reached the goal without screwing up once.”
Son-Of-A-Bitch Mouse Solves Maze Researchers Spent Months Building
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