Bitacoreando

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microsoft is gonna look out for ya

(Score:5, Funny)

by flacco (324089) on 27/09/05 18:55 (#13663036)

hey kid, whattaya in for? whadja do, kid? how much time dey give ya here in the commercial world, kid?

my name’s microsoft, but in here dey all calls me win-blows. don’t worry, i’m gonna look out for ya. here, take dis left-over turkey sammwich i cribbed from da mess hall. it’s yours. i want ya ta have it. no strings.

no, really, dat’s a cryin shame dey stuck youse in here wid a buncha cash-addicted boneheads like us. cryin shame. but i’m gonna watch your back for ya kid. i’m gonna make it my personal business dat you get outta here in one piece.

look, i got some extra socks from da laundry. clean socks. outta my own pocket. you’re gonna be all right, kid, don’t worry about it.

an’ i got somethin else for ya. i got it taped up under my arm here. you’re gonna like dis, kid. ya ever seen one a dese before? it’s a SHIV, you goddamn brat! dat’s right, now take off yer goddamn pants an’ put dis butter on your ass.

shaddap kid, quit yer goddamn cryin. whattaya think, you come in here an’ eat a man’s sammwich an’ take a man’s socks fer nothin’? shaddap, i said! you should feel lucky. you see oracle over dere? he don’t use no butter! shoulda seen what he did to peoplesoft.

man i hate dese goddamn punks. stupid, goddamn, punks.

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